Financial Crisis Jokes

What worries me most about RECENT FINANCIAL CRUNCH is that if my cheq is returned wit a remark - INSUFFICIENT FUNDS, I'll not know, it refers to mine or Bank's?HAHAHAHHAAHAH

received this sms few days back.....Amaro putra sensex ane putri nifty amara kahya ma nathi tethi temni sathe koi pan levad devad karso to amari javabdari nahi rahe.
From - Father -BSE and Mother -NSE

Full Speed, No Load !!

In a power plant if turbine is running at full speed but it is not connected to Power grid than it is called full speed, no load.

Meaning is very deep, if turbine is not connected to power grid, then full speed is of no use. It doesn't matter if turbine is running or not if it is not helping in generating power.

There are times when our efforts are like this mechanical example. Our efforts should be such that at least they should result into something fruitful and meaningful, and at the end profitable to you and people are you.

I think it is very easy to fine people in the organization we work who are at full speed but with no load.

Global financial crisis vs TATA NANO

Its made very obvious by the news channels that global economy is going through economical crisis. Again the center stage is set at US. And I always feel that there is NEWS reality and there is Ground Reality. Most of the time both are worlds apart.

Amid this crisis news we at Gujarat got a huge news of TATA motors coming near to Ahmedabad and planning to setup a NANO (Indian SMALL Car Rs 1.20Lacs) plant. This news is welcomed with enthusiasm and it seems it will give a boost to the Gujarat's economy.

Two very contradictory news !!

I hope Global financial crisis is not as grave as it is potrayed in News channels and NANO will bring MEGA benefits for Gujarat.